AnonymousWhat’s one thing that would instantly attract you to a stranger?
some people are just inherently sexy. i can’t describe it.
You want some of this? I will cut you.
oh, my mistake. you actually seem very sweet.
AnonymousI heard Henri fancies you. What would you do about that?
oh, really, you heard that?
you can tell her i’m not a fan of bitches.
AnonymousHave you kissed a girl?
Did you like it?
a lady doesn’t kiss and tell, ever.
AnonymousWhat do you find most attractive in a girl?
mm, i’m afraid i can’t say much on the subject of a woman’s merits. ask someone who fancies them.
AnonymousWhat do you hate most about yourself?
that i’m not currently living somewhere tropical where i don’t have an essay due tomorrow.
something has happened !
what’s this? the hogwarts charmed parchment it acting strangely… it seems that any question that comes through anonymously on your personal parchment is enchanted to be answered honestly! luckily for students, this pesky enchantment seems only to pop up once a week - every tuesday.
man your ask boxes, kids. it’s tmi tuesday.
mm, what’s going on tonight, hogwarts?
i’m hoping for something a bit more interesting to do than this transfiguration essay.
